The Perpetually Unpacking Suitcase

Jun 03

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You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

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Jun 02

Interviewer: Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.
Stephen Fry: To regard it as being like the weather. It's not your responsibility that it's raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact that it's raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won't be raining and accept it so you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will eventually come up.

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Jun 01

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May 31

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crown-of-weeds:

mediumtrip:

ontheganges:

dseumu:

the-mischievous-loki:

allons-ytobakerstreet:

samicarrots:

deathanddestruction:

roseanne.

seems about right since I am Jackie Harris.

RED DWARF. I WIN.

Sherlock. So I’m a gay genius detective who has to pretend to kill himself so his boyfriend won’t get shot by Moriarty’s gunmen. Well fuck me.

I’m Jeremy Wade and I’m a badass fisherman

Supernatural… Which isn’t that far off because Dean reminds me of my sister and I definitely have some similarities with Sam. (Except our parents are still alive.) Sam can be a girl’s name too, right?

Legend of Korra. WOO-HOO.

… Glee.

Shit.

Community.

Yes.

Life goal, complete.

I am just going to laugh insanely because - Glee. Way for a meme to be accurate. Disturbingly accurate. Well, aside from Will Schuester’s healing cock, that is. And now that I have traumatized you all, end of comment. lol

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